Gay leprechaun

leprechaun |ˈleprəˌkän; -ˌkôn|noun (in Irish folklore) a small, mischievous early 17th cent.: from Irish leipreachán, based on Old Irish luchorp.

Recently, Staten Island doubled down on their ban of LGBT groups in their St. Patrick’s day parade. Staten Island, you’re entitled to your beliefs. But I just wanted to say, on behalf of Leprechauns: we’re all gay. Yep. All of us. Really, really gay. I mean, I kissed a girl gnome once during spin-the-buckle-hat.